I don't know what every one else's schedules are like but lately I have been more horny in the morning than night. Normally it is the other way round, which makes me wonder why would you sexual schedule change. Maybe it's because I get home from work and I am too tiered or my mind is racing too much. Either way it sucks because Mr. Zombie is a night person!

So I decides to research this little problem of mine and here is what I found through my friend google. Lock up your tattooed Nazi Daughters? Ok well maybe google can't help me either.

How can people be on a sex schedule. I mean is it really like sleep that your body has to set a timer and go, " It is 9 00! time to get horny!" or is it more that it is the only time I have really to relax. I guess just like how many like to the center of a tootsie pop, the world will never know.

Trip to the Sex Shoppe

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While I was looking for a product to review I found something interesting. Why are all the packaging made for men. I personally thought the pictures on the boxes where every out dated, but tried to hard. I mean some of the women look like men with bad eye shadow on. Maybe that is why women don't truly by very many dildo's or vibrators.

Also why have a dildo that looks like a cock? Women are not visual people. I don't need the cock and anus addition because I have my eyes mostly. I think if the industry what to really get it's women audience they need to take a look at what they are selling and re-do their campaign.

Now I did find one company that had products that were appealing and the way they showcase them actually made them appealing to me. It is called Lelo. I currently have Mia. It is shaped like a mascara wand, even though they say lipstick, and does not use batteries, it charges by usb port! I got the free sample and so I'll be writing a review for all of you that will be on Happy Humper soon. I think my favorite thing about this company is that all the product are names. The whole girl line is female names and the Homme (or men's toys) are male names.

Stay tuned for my review boys!

Source for three pics : Lelo.com